1)Ilang Tanong

Ano ang hayop na hindi sigurado? -
Baka

Ano ang hayop na pinuputol? - Cat

Ano ang hayop na laging ayos? - Ox


2)An Alcoholic Son's Letter To His Dad

Beer dad,
Gin na ko mag-iinom whisky kelan.
Tanduayan mo yan.
Your son,
Miguel. (ayos pare!!)


3 )Pilosopo

MR DANILO: "I am your teacher, I am
good in three languages."
PIKAW : "What are the subjects you're
good at?"
MR DANILO: "Oh, I like Math and
English."
PIKAW: "How do you say 'good morning'
in Algebra?"


tawa kayo ha,plsss....hehe